Red Pants

I was sitting across from Tamas and Szilvi at one of those hidden pubs in Budapest called Potkulcs. Potkulcs doesn’t have a sign on the outside displaying its true identity. Hence the hidden pub part.

Some girl walks by in complete red. She’s just ablaze in color. I remark offhandedly, ‘Huh, she has red pants,’ mostly to myself, because it really didn’t have any meaning to it. And Tamas looks around and spouting, ‘She has red pants? How do you know?’ And I’m looking at him like he’s crazy. ‘Because I can see that her pants are red!’ ‘You can see her pants?!?’ Now he’s looking around wildly. What the hell is he getting excited about?

Szilvi: Hunter, he lives with a British girl. Pants means ‘panties.'

Oh.

Me: Tamas, no damnit! I didn’t see her panties. (thinking) Actually, have you guys heard that when a woman wears red underwear it's her way of saying she really wants to have sex?

Um no.

Me: Yeah, its true. Or at least, I think its true. That’s what Ive heard.

And then I stopped, and we all sort of look at each other. And look down and check the color of our respective underpants.

We’re all three wearing red under garments. Mine even have little hearts on ‘em.

The theory works.